Okay okay, so other than just saying “it’s cold asshole get used to it”, we are giving you an escape to warmer temperatures and this sweet tea vodka is going to help. It’s definitely a drink for the summer, but seeing as it’s pretty damn cold out, you can plug in that S.A.D. light hidden deep in your closet, along with the khaki shorts, flowered shirt and straw hat and then sip on this southern libation.
The vodka is distilled with tea leaves for a lengthy time under the warm sun of South Carolina. It tastes exactly like sweet tea especially depending on your sobriety. Now, you’ve got to understand, I HATE SWEET TEA, I’ve lived in the south for almost 19 years and that shit still hasn’t grown on me. I’m a yankee at heart, but damn does this stuff go down easy. Definitely a change from normal vodka. Anyways if you want to get drunk like a true southern gentleman, then here’s how to do it:
1 part firefly sweet tea vodka
1 part lemonade
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