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What the fuck?!?! Where are the zombies??? This is a post-apocalyptic film right??? Juuuust kidding, hopefully this will be a decent adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s 2006 Pulitzer Prize winning novel. Check the trailer after the break:

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In the spirit of Pandemic Week, I thought it only fitting that I include “How To” guide to surviving  should the planet go to hell in a hand basket. With this in mind, enjoy! Oh and you might want to take notes…you know, just in case.

Liked this video? Of course you did! You would have to be a moron…or a zombie…not to. Check out more “How To” video’s here!

deathapples says:

Best quote in the entire video: “Remember: zombies are slow and stupid. But, those who panic are even slower and stupiderer.”

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Okay, for you nay-sayers out there, and those who are teetering on the edge of disbelief and denial, I have something for you. Well Cracked.com does.  They have put together an article consisting of 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen.  The article contains information about medically documented parasites and diseases like toxoplasmosa gondii and Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease can cause an influx in flesh eating hordes of zombies.  To be honest, after reading this I think I will definitely be contacting the guys at Zombie Tools to see what I need.

CHECK IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

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zonbix

I-Hacked recently made a post on how to change a DOTS road sign to say whatever you want it to say. They do make a notice that it IS ILLEGAL, and that one should probably only hack one of these things if an actual zombie infestation occurs. Got it?

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If you want to avoid eternal hellfire you read the Bible. Avoiding Danielle Steele novels would be good for keeping your manhood securely intact. But if you’re like the rest of us, then surviving a zombie apocalypse is at the top of  your “to do” list. Thankfully Max Brooks has handed us a manifesto of information for doing just that.The Zombie Survival Guide is chocked to the gills with helpful tips on how to institute your own Alamo and beacon of light in a world run amok with hordes of undead cannibals. It is a literary accomplishment the likes of which have never been seen (in the field of non-fiction zombie media). Mr. Brooks thoroughly details how to protect yourself and you’re loved ones from the horde of undead knocking out your door. If you feel threatened by an inevitable attack of cannibalistic undead fuckers then go immediately to nearest book store and buy two copies. One to read and one to keep on your person at all times in case the first gets destroyed in the raging torrent of your “salanum” infested neighbors. Don’t be left behind when all shit breaks loose, be prepared for the impending doomsday and never lose the will to survive.

BUY

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