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Mother fucking zombies are real! The following video is a recording of congress passing a bill (HR8791) on the defense against “classified” (zombies):

Ps. This is my 100th post, albeit a tad lackluster, I vow to continue providing quality content to our faithful followers. Thank you for putting up with our copious amounts of bullshit thus far.

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It’s happening.  Check out the BBC for the full article.

NEWS EDIT: Next week, the Ministry of Criticism will have a week long segment on everything relating to the recent “pandemic”.

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The site is now active!

If you’re over the age of 21 then please go and sign the petition to make St. Patrick’s Day an official U.S. holiday!

Ps. Here is what Guinness has to say to President Obama:

Dear President “O’Bama,”

Congratulations. Americans have embraced your platform for change and now it’s time to make decisions. Tough decisions. But why not start with a fun, easy one?

Take St. Patrick’s Day, for instance. We, the fine folks at Guinness, have always felt the energy alive inside the American people surrounding this holiday, which has inspired us to re-igniteProposition 3-17 (http://www.proposition317.com), a national movement to make St. Patrick’s Day an official holiday.

During your campaign, you spoke about reaching across both aisles to unite the country. Creating a new holiday – a day to celebrate responsibly with friends and family – is something that we can all embrace – and something we need more than ever. Last year, more than 350,00 people read and signed our petition to make St. Patrick’s Day an official holiday, and we’re hoping to reach a million signatures this year by logging on to www.proposition317.com or texting “SIGN” to 65579.

And yes, we know times are tough right now. Like you, we understand the challenges that Americans are facing. To do our part, we’d like to install a “Guinness Bar Tab Bailout” plan, where we will randomly reward adult consumers (where legal) with exciting prizes if we see them out at a pub enjoying a pint from February 12th – March 17th. Because hey, every American needs a little break now and then.

We would be happy to discuss this with you further over a pint.

‘Til then, as we say back in Dublin, Sláinte!

On St. Patricks Day, and every day, please drink responsibly.


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Okay, Proposition 3-17 is back! Last year they got 880,000 signatures. They need 1 million, by midnight of 16 March in order to make St.Patrick’s Day an official holiday.  To sign Guinness’ petition, go to the website or text “SIGN” to 65579. (21+ only; sorry kiddies.)  Pass this on to as many people as you can, because I don’t know about yourself, but I am tired of calling out sick every year for St. Pat’s.

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